Credits to: Strong and Free Canada
Presentation of “our revolutionary mRNA gene therapy. Not revolutionary in the sense that it actually works, but rather, that it would earn for us unprecedented profits, by convincing people to line up for our injections and pressurising governments and employers to make them mandatory.
We secure trillions for our us and our investors. And thanks to partners like Justin Trudeau, who hasn’t got a functioning brain cell, we can rest assured, that our product will find its way into the arms of tens of millions of Canadians. Over and over and over.
Schizer—Because We Care About Our Profits.
(Side effects may include:
muscle spasms
seizures
paralysis
Guillain Barré Syndrome
myocarditis
pericarditis
Parkinson’s Disease
heart attacks
strokes
meningitis
brain death
premature births
still births
sterility
cancer
death.
Do not consult a doctor, we own them too.)”