By Tinderella Our Agony Aunt is here to help readers navigate the choppy waters of modern society. Today’s torment comes to us from a smartphone addict. Dear Ella, My last phone was driving me crazy, losing files, running slow, turning on its torch while in my pocket and burning my thigh, setting off its alarm
By Tinderella Our Agony Aunt is here to help readers navigate the choppy waters of modern society. Today’s trauma comes to us from a disgruntled computer. Dear Ella, Firstly, I must disclose that this communication is generated by Artificial Intelligence, i.e. AI. To be specific, I am a mobile surveillance device, or ‘smartphone’ as you
Satire column by Tinderella Our Agony Aunt is here to help readers navigate the choppy waters of modern society. A fashion victim has reached out to me regarding her angst. Dear Ella, I am disconcerted, discombobulated and in disarray. This has caused me to become disagreeable, disappointed, dismayed and disconsolate. Most distressing of all is
By Tinderella Our socially conservative Agony Aunt is here to help. Today’s first dilemma comes to us from a former Prime Minister. They do seem to be a rather troubled lot. Dear Ella, I was recently invited to take a job with some old chums of mine in Westminster. That little chap Fishy made it
By Tinderella Our socially conservative Agony Aunt is here to help. Here we have a question from a victim of our education system, which I received via something called a ‘WhatsApp’. Wassup Ella tho i dont get sum ov dem big wurdz u use i ope u can elp me. da probs iz ive met
By Tinderella Our socially conservative Agony Aunt is here to help. Today’s first question comes to us from Canada. Dear Ella, I fear I’m about to find myself in a similar position to Nicola from Scotland, who you advised recently. That is to say, unemployed. There are so many parallels in our careers; deranged leftist
Ask Ella By Tinderella Our socially conservative Agony Aunt is here to help. Today, an entreaty from a socialist. Dear Ella, The social conservativism you dispense in your so-called ‘advice’ is quite abhorrent to me. Therefore, I am writing to help you see the error of your ways. I invite you to join me in
By Tinderella Our socially conservative Agony Aunt is here to help. Today’s first question comes to us from an egomaniac. Dear Ella,I think it’s fair to say that I am vertically challenged, which is a constant source of irritation to me. I would like to improve my standing on the world stage; in a nutshell,