Tinderella
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Ask Ella – Torment of a smartphone addict
By Tinderella Our Agony Aunt is here to help readers navigate the choppy waters of modern society. Today’s torment comes to us from a smartphone addict. Dear Ella, My last phone was driving me crazy, losing files, running slow, turning on its torch while in my pocket and burning my thigh, setting off its alarm…
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Ask Ella – A Fashion Victim’s Request for Help
Satire column by Tinderella Our Agony Aunt is here to help readers navigate the choppy waters of modern society. A fashion victim has reached out to me regarding her angst. Dear Ella, I am disconcerted, discombobulated and in disarray. This has caused me to become disagreeable, disappointed, dismayed and disconsolate. Most distressing of all is…
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Ask Ella – Help with Dilemma
By Tinderella Our socially conservative Agony Aunt is here to help. Today’s first dilemma comes to us from a former Prime Minister. They do seem to be a rather troubled lot. Dear Ella, I was recently invited to take a job with some old chums of mine in Westminster. That little chap Fishy made it…
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Ask Ella – Language Improvement
By Tinderella Our socially conservative Agony Aunt is here to help. Here we have a question from a victim of our education system, which I received via something called a ‘WhatsApp’. Wassup Ella tho i dont get sum ov dem big wurdz u use i ope u can elp me. da probs iz ive met…
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Truth Is Not Hate Speech – Ask Ella Column
By Tinderella Our socially conservative Agony Aunt is here to help. Today’s first question comes to us from Canada. Dear Ella, I fear I’m about to find myself in a similar position to Nicola from Scotland, who you advised recently. That is to say, unemployed. There are so many parallels in our careers; deranged leftist…
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Ask Ella – New Satirical Column
By Tinderella Our socially conservative Agony Aunt is here to help. Today’s first question comes to us from an egomaniac. Dear Ella,I think it’s fair to say that I am vertically challenged, which is a constant source of irritation to me. I would like to improve my standing on the world stage; in a nutshell,…
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Smart is the New Stupid
By Harry Hopkins There is no doubt in my mind that everything in the modern world that is prefixed by the word ‘smart’ is to be avoided like the plague. Smart gadgets have one aim and that is to take any kind of responsibility away from the individual and place it in the hands of…